Questão 62364

(UFPB - 2012)

Una buena compra Jacobo entra a la sedería de su amigo Ismael, luego de muchos años sin verse.

— ¡Jacobo, qué alegría me da tu visita! ¿En qué andas?

— Estoy dedicado a la venta de elefantes.

— ¿Elefantes? ¿Y ya has vendido alguno?

— Por supuesto – responde Jacobo-. Los tengo muy baratos. Te vendo uno. Sólo cuesta cinco mil dólares.

— Por favor, Jacobo. ¿Cómo voy a comprar un elefante? Yo vendo sedas.

— Es muy barato. A ti te lo dejo en cuatro mil dólares.

— Ni sueñes que te voy a comprar un elefante. Mira, esto es una casa de telas.

— Último precio, Ismael: tres mil dólares.

— No, no y no. Estás loco, Jacobo.

— No te pierdas la oportunidad. ¿Dos mil dólares?

— No, por favor…

— ¿Mil dólares? Es una ganga.

— No.

— Ismael, yo pierdo plata, pero quiero hacer la venta. Por quinientos dólares el elefante es tuyo.

— Es barato, sí, pero, ¿un elefante acá, en el local? Ni lo pienses.

— Escucha este precio, que es de no creer: trescientos cincuenta dólares.

— ¿Trescientos cincuenta?

— Sí, trescientos cincuenta y te lo dejo.

— Ismael lo mira en silencio.

— Bueno, mándame tres.

PARISSI, Julio César. El gran libro de los chistes: selección del mejor humor de todo el mundo. Buenos Aires: El Ateneo, 2008. p. 69

La palabra “esto” destacada en el texto se refiere

A

al elefante.

B

a la compra.

C

al precio.

D

a la tienda.

E

a Ismael.

Gabarito:

a la tienda.



Resolução:



Questão 3147

(UFPB -1998)

TEXTO PARA A PRÓXIMA QUESTÃO:

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Questão 3219

(UFPB - 1998)

Read this sentence:


"_________ good idea is _________ good idea, whether it's done in ________ one, ________ three or 33 countries."

It is completed by the following sequence:

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Questão 3450

(Ufpb 2006)

FROM: Suzana Ramos
TO: Angela Smith
SUBJECT: Telecenters
DATE: November 10, 2005

Dear teacher,
How are you? Do you remember me? I took computer lessons with you at SESC last year. Now, I have a dream. im interesting in creating a Telecenter in my community for the local youth so that we could somehow cut down the digital divide that pervades our society.
I live in a very poor suburb in João Pessoa, Paraíba. There are many teenagers who urgently need training and professional guidance, and mainly hope.
What should I do to make this dream come true? I remember you once told me something about agencies that developed digital inclusion projects in disadvantaged areas. 1How could I get in contact with those agencies? What kind of support do they provide?
Any information would be of great help. Thank you very much for your support. I look foward to hearing from you soon.

Yours,
Suzana Ramos.

According to the text, Suzana intends: 

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Questão 3681

(Ufpb 2007) Considere os vetores A, B e F, nos diagramas numerados de I a IV.

Os diagramas que, corretamente, representam a relação vetorial F = A - B são apenas:

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